April 15th Halleluiah

HOW TO NOT PAY TAXES
OR
HOW TO REDUCE TAXES
(the first one is better)

Unconditionally Guaranteed

ABSOLUTELY NO IRS AUDITS

SIMPLE PROCEDURES    

NO CONFUSING FORMS

FAIR TO ALL

QUICK RESULTS

NO TAX PREPARER FEES

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

since you are handicapped

add an additional block to the tax form
For an additonal exemption

Assume the iRS will except this
(just for the fun of  it)

this procedure may produce jail time
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

since you have been
Discriminated against

create a new tax rate chart
For discrimination

Assume the iRS will except this
(just for the fun of  it)

Jail time is probable
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Procedures
Take a slow boat to china
(don't come back)		 elect responsible people to congress
(impossible)
   
Join Grant
(in his tomb)		 Have a Friendly Chat
(with a shark)
   
Cheat
(don't get caught)

Don't Work
(don't eat)
   
Don't  file
(pray)		 use conterfeit money
(definite jail time)
   
skip fileing every other year
(pray every other year)		 Pay only half of what you owe
And tell the iRS to go to "H....."
(possible jail time)
   
give all you money away
(then you have to file a gift tax return)		  

 

 

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